LOTD- Learning Of The Day

ROFL:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Anchal Mehra's Gtalk STatus Message

Law of Employment: 

When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. 

When  you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot....

Movie - Keeping the Faith

Saw this movie yesterday on HBO
Nice movie- of a different sort 

Many interesting conversations

Jacob (Ben Stiller) to Anna Riley(Jenna Elfman) : God was showing off when he made you

Urooj's Status message

♫ Fear less,
hope more,
eat less,
chew more,
whine less,
breathe more,
talk less,
say more,
love more,
love more
and love more..

Mail forwarded by Ankit Minz

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone, Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts :--- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

..Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical.After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says

"President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts

.."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him.

And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies ..

"Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me
just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican
.. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,

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"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

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